together we stand side by side, FOREVER AS ONE BIG FAMILY...
34 of us, a spell was cast to be together, never forgetting each other.
__
wenhui here!
Monday, September 28, 2009;3:32 PM
ahhahahahahaa
eoys are coming....... very soon!!! so jiayous and mugmugmug.
and after exams. we can playplayplay.. 0.0 i sound childish. but nvm. jiayous. jiayous. jiayous. jiayous. jiayous. jiayous.
index no. 36
;1:07 AM
Its soo late n im postin, hehe...
The fish that zi qian got shall be the 36 student of our class, since we have 34 students n 35 is xiao qiang(the cockroach who died in fire drill) however, we do not know where it is now and if its still alive... If its alive, i congratulate it here... If its dead, this shall be a memorial for u... Name: bobby(ziqian give de) Gender: it?? (but the name is guy's name) Date of birth: err... duno Place of birth: some pond Breed: duno... Age: 2 yrs R.I.P./welcome to 2g (depends if its alive)
Seems like i dun really know u but we welcome u!
LOLS, i tink im too bored liao lo...
laoda!
Sunday, September 27, 2009;8:27 PM
LOL today is google's 11th birthday. so i hereby wish google a very happy birthday!
haha. very bored at home...
laoda
Friday, September 25, 2009;9:36 PM
lol i think this is real funny(:
this is a phone message: Hi. This is John:If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are myparents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, youdidn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. Ifyou are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
haha(: have a good laugh!
hello(:
Wednesday, September 23, 2009;12:08 AM
HAHA very long time never hear my "voice" le right? heehee.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENHUI!! i stayup late to post this lor. be gan2 dong4 for this kay? hahas
anyway here are somemore lame jokes. mayybe some you hear before liao, BUT you can always hear again! haha.
Student-Teacher Exchanges
1. TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
2. TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
3. TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
4. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
5. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: George!
6. TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me!
7. TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
8. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I." ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
9. TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
10. TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
11. TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
12. TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
13. TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.
-laoda(:
Bryce
Monday, September 21, 2009;9:06 PM
LOL. Here to wish...
Zi QiaN a HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!
P.S I mean a belated birthday. =p
New information on chalet
;8:42 PM
Dear all chalet-goers,
Because imniceand the SJAB got leisure camp, we go for 8-9 Decfor the chalet. It would be on tues and wed. Any violent objections??
Love, Michelle
P.S. haha juz tot of putting it in a short letter format.(so colourful)
LAODA FOUND SOME JOKES
Sunday, September 20, 2009;12:27 AM
OMG... haha this is sooo funny hope you can distress while reading this haha(:
BTW HAPPY BDAY 大肥猪! 哈哈!i blog at this time of the day leh.. LOL. so thoughful right?
LOL YOUTUBE VIDEO
Monday, September 14, 2009;8:27 PM
erms. donno whether this can work haha here is a video for you to destress. quite funny actually(:
hahas if you cant watch this, you can go to the website: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYdLkZm2TjI
enjoy! #14 LAODA
heyhey!
Sunday, September 13, 2009;4:34 PM
jiayou every body in choining homework! hahas(:
heres a pretty funny joke:
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says.... Liver alone. Cheese mine.
LOL!
LAODA DECIDES TO PUT A TITLE(:
Saturday, September 12, 2009;8:49 PM
heyhey! I AM MAKING MY OWN BLOG! LOLS. its loke finally, hahas. after i make must visit it okays? cause i feel bad to post everyday here. hahas. hope you guys are not bored out by my posts. lol.
i bet everyone is chioning langarts speech right now. hahas. jiayou! my grandma injured her leg today. its like last time how mine was injuried too. the whole toe was like black. cause all the blood is clot there. haha. hope she gets well soon!
oh ya! i am so looking forward to class chalet! see you guys there! please please please try your best to arrange time to come(:
laoda(:
Chalet!!
Friday, September 11, 2009;11:08 PM
heys ppl, i've booked the chalet liao... its a bit different from the other time one, this one is even better. more high class, fully aircon n seaview.. its very difficult to book lor... ok i chose the date for u guys is 9 to 10 dec. 2d1n chalet. this is 4d3n one but i gt my pri sch class and family, so we oni take 2d1n. the whole thing is 8 to 11 dec. its in changi too. pls comment here if u wanna change the date n i see if can lar. but the date can oni be from 8 to 11 dec.
michelle (the person tat would clean the chalet, lols)
jokes
;9:54 PM
LOL i post like everyday? hahas. today is like friday.. sian. didnt spent good holiday. very tired leh. today, after cca, i just feel like giving up liao. hai. why like that? or is my expectation too high on myself? maybe God cause it to happen. hahas. maybe he just want to bring me through the dark days. lol. so chim. if you dont understand what i am writing above, please dont be bothered to find out hat that. haha
i got a joke from minzhang: Whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black...?? - its a penguin rolling down the hill! Then, what black and white and laughing? - its the penguin who pushed the other penguin down the hill!
haha thats so -.-. LOL. after i hear these jokes, it really cheer me up! haha. i think that i have caught the emo disease somewhere...
and i miss you all DAMM ALOT so jiayous for EOY. must all pass with flying colours. else i will emo ;( so, all of you, dont be slackers. and start mugging!!!!
then, after EOY we must meet up... coz i wan to , and you all must "qian jiu" me.
okay, im gonna makan, coz im very hungry, and its 10 in the morning and i haven't had my breakfast.
BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE
laoda, please put the title. thankyou
Thursday, September 10, 2009;10:46 PM
today i went clemm house to finish cid. lol. we do untill very nice you know. LOL. now donno why blogger spoil. cannot upload pics, if not i'll upload and show you! hahax.
hahas. very emo just now. cause boat still didnt come online. T.T. lol till my junoir sms me to cheer up. she say : "cheer up! just smile! cause they can make people bang into lampost on the streets." LOL. thats kindda -.- but it works!. haha. i suddenly very high now. lol(: so to all those who are emo... just CHEER UP and SMILE! ((:
and btw, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA! hahas. once shared with you happy memories of 2g. lol. stay friends for ever!
hahas, laoda(:
Bryce is Here. =)
;9:24 PM
Hello.
Haiz... although it is the holidays now, it doesn't feel like holidays. Left 20 days to EOY le, so everyone must jiayou and mug. And Zi Qian, you better not slack at home and be lazy! Get your brain working asap! Ha hax. XD
Buhbyes. =)
laoda, please put the title. thankyou
Wednesday, September 9, 2009;9:34 PM
LOL. i suddenly miss the THAILAND ATHLETES very much. T.T i still have to wait for another 1 more year. until youth olympic games to see them again. hai... haha. at that time, you will see me attending every match that they participate, shouting and cheering them on. hahas. just now that was such a emo post. haha.. i bet now everyone is choinging LANGARTS ppt slides. i will be doing on haopa villa. if thats how its being spelled. LOL. you can get ideas from me! haha. jiayou jiayou everybody. oh. btw. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YIFEI! lol. although not from 2G, but we are still from the same school. so just wish her on class blog lah. hahas.(:
#14 laoda.
ME Speaking
;4:58 PM
i realised. laoda's always the one posting... and why my internet no problem one ah ;D hehe.
eh want go out during the remaining days of the hols? pretty please, coz i dunwan stay at home and i wan go out with you guys
okay. bye
PS. the different colours are damm nice
LAODA BEI SCAM
Tuesday, September 8, 2009;9:04 PM
waaahhh.. i very angry with the internet. everytime scam me de lor.zzz. so now i officially declare my hatred for malware and phishing scams. haha.
tell you somethingvery intereting: the thailand person talked to me on msn! haha. lol
if you what the soft copy of our convosation, you can email me at LAODA@hotmail.com lol jkjk.
LAODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Monday, September 7, 2009;9:09 PM
i slacked for the whole day today. zzz. damn sian. haha hai. oh. happy birthday to jiayin! haha(:
just randomly blog hoping, then i realised that all my classmates are very emo! hey! cheer up! hahas. there is one very funny one. haha.
lol stupid post(:
w e n h u i
;7:18 PM
hello. hello. hello.
lols. im being bored and lame here. anyway, PHYSICS MAKEUP TODAY! for 4 hours.......... and i failed my physics tests. "GREAT" haiz, im scared of failing physics, i dont want fail.
okay, back to the point. thanks michelle for giving us a hope of 2g chalet this yr. hehe something to look forward to. BUT i can only go for 1 chalet. either 2g or 3c. or go both but not go shanghai. or stay at home for the whole hols, not going out cept for chalet and gpp or... i dont know any other suggestions. so.... HAIZ BUT I WANT GO EVERYTHING! nvm. this is just a meaningless post. so byebye. and eh, post more and tag more. the blog's getting deader.
LAODA (;
Sunday, September 6, 2009;12:01 AM
HEY HEY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY YIYAO! lol(:
i have know you from year 1 and we have been friends since then. i always remember that you always sing korean songs in class with alicia! you even say "hello" in korean when we greet each other. lol. random memory... but its still a memory. haha. jiayou in the rest of the school term! you can do it de(:
-laoda(:
GRRR
Friday, September 4, 2009;10:29 PM
LAODA NOW IS VERY ANGRY. VERY VERY ANGRY.
1st. i am very angry with myself for being so inefficient. 2nd. i am angry at all the people who love to fake, cheat and lie. zzz. hai. i feel much better now. after i rattle off my rants(: thank you for reading this post. happy holidays!
ziiiiiiqian
;9:27 PM
hello! LUCKY! your know who is lucky??? does it sound like a d** name. sorry i dun like to insult people one, hor,kialuck? HAHA
okay lets go study during the study break ok? ok set! hooray, more people post please.. haha and laoda now i think you tie hair looks more nice leh, really really
kialuck
Thursday, September 3, 2009;8:06 PM
Hahaha, holidays coming !!! 1 more day of school !!! :) I hate the flu man.
This is a stupid song which i hate to the max cos it's damn difficult to dance. Grr.
so many people posted sia... this blog becoming damm alive.
anyway kialuk, i lucky mahh thats why so accurate on 4.44pm school still suxs. but at least better. coz theres no more tests! HURRAY and hols in 1 day....
eh why dont everyone just post when they free in one post. and somebody(notme!) can collate and organise a class outing. HAHA nice suggestion right? -.-"
anyway, its up to you all whether to do it. but then. I W A N C L A S S O U T I N G ! ! !
ok. theres no homework today. and no tests tmr. so i shal slack...
CYA P.S. i think i keep posting here. LOL
LAODA
Wednesday, September 2, 2009;10:09 PM
SCREAMS!! so sian... tomorro got SPA 3. lol very scared. haha(: i just know that the newzealand trip is $3000. allot of vacancies. so any one interested? can go look for ms tan wan ting. i also can help you to sign up. haha. so excited! today arh. in school nothing happened. oh. just that i forgot to bring chem lesson notes and assignment. heehee. first time forgot to bring things. but heng mr imran never punish me. heehee. he even gave me a card to thank me for the present i gave to him on teacher's day. haha. he is such a nice teacher. LOL. i bet all of you are jealous right? haha.
why dont we go out during the holidays? lol. hey tomorro i am tying my hair up! willbe like a broomstick. hey! dont laugh when you see me kays? lol. give your comments on my hair(: later kay?
#14 LAODA(:
Bryce again.
;9:11 PM
Hellos. I wan class gathering, but someone must organise mah, if not everytime we say also dun succeed de. LOL. Haiz.. Is confidential. (the bastard i mean). Lol. I wan study group!!!
kialuck says tat Zikki is a funi name.
;7:18 PM
Haha,Wow, so many ppl posted in a day. I noticed tat wenhui posted at 4.44pm, how unlucky man,wat a pig. 2 more days of school until september holidays,yay yay yay. 1 month to EOY, how sad.
P.S Anione up for class gathering or something during the sep holidays ? :) P.P.S Nobody wants to study with you lar fatty. (ziqian) P.P.P.S Everyone guess who Zikki is,haha.
ZIQIAN
;6:52 PM
hello! haha bryce CHILL. anyway i never do anything lorh. and i am super curious about who the bastard is... hahah
today gave back progress report right? hope everyone got good results! anyway still got EOY so everyone work hard for EOY okay? ps. want study group?
WENHUI AGAIN COZ IM BORED
;6:38 PM
lol? what happened? i wan know!! tell me tmr haha
i think we r using posting as a tagboard. LOL bye, i seriously need to go study bio
Bryce =)
;6:06 PM
ha hax. Wen Hui, i also come to blog. =) Just now i was damn pissed off by a freaking bastard who has nothing better to do. Want to slam his face with a pizza de. LOL. Now better le, chilled thanks to Zi Qian. =)
Jia you for EOY! =)
WENHUI HERE!
;4:44 PM
HELLO.
anyway, laoda, i tell you. this will bcome we two de blog HAHA coz almost no one comes here anymore................
i tell you all.
MY BDAY IS COMING IN 21 DAYS. so you all betta prepare my present WAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
i doubt anyone will c this oh ya. got back progress report today SUPRISING I GOT A FOR CHEM! 0.o cant believe it ok. dun b sad if you did not get good results im de last few in my class. hehe
jiayoujiayousjiayousjiayous for EOY
HAPPY TEACHERS DAY!
Tuesday, September 1, 2009;5:49 PM
TO ALL THE TEACHERS WHO HAVE TAUGHT OUR CLASS:
-bows-
lol. hai. so sian. lol. i am like treating this as my own blog. post everyday de. hahas.
-#14laoda((:
RANDOM
;4:43 PM
hello.
i think no one comes here nowadays except for me and laoda :(
“By the time the average person finishes college he or she will have taken over 2,600 tests, quizzes and exams. The 'right answer' approach becomes deeply ingrained in our thinking. This may be fine for some mathematical problems, where there is in fact only one right answer. The difficulty is that most of life isn't that way. Life is ambiguous; there are many right answers - all depending on what you are looking for. But if you think there is only one right answer, then you'll stop looking as soon as you find one”
Roger von Oech
haha, EOYS ARE COMING anyway, i dunno the link between the quote and this post.