together we stand side by side,
FOREVER AS ONE BIG FAMILY...
34 of us,
a spell was cast
to be together,
never forgetting each other.
__

LAODA FOUND THIS STORY VERY INTERESTING(:
Monday, August 31, 2009;7:40 PM

Phase in Space

Phase was lost. There was no question about it. At first, the jungle had seemed a nice enough place - full of interesting birds and animals, and lots of smokeable looking plants growing all around.
Now, four days later, the plants had all been too damp to light, the birds kept him awake at night and Phase had yet to encounter an animal which did not try to attack him. Scratch that. He had yet to encounter an animal which did not succeed in attacking him.
Now he was lost in an uninhabited, alien jungle on a far away planet in a completely parallel universe and those drums were driving him insane.
The impossibility of drumming in an unihabited jungle hit him about the same time as the spear-butt from out of the bushes to his left.
He awoke to find himself sat in a clearing surrounded by about four dozen young women wearing the sort of fur bikini that would have made Raquel Welch give up and go home.
He very carefully didn't pinch himself in case he was dreaming.
"Hello," he said, still quite dazed from the attack.
Several of the younger ones (aged around 18) took flight across the clearing towards the mud huts that surrounded it. "My God!" he thought "They look almost as good from that angle as they do from this"
The eldest woman there (23ish) looked him up and down.
"You are male?" She asked.
"You can't tell?" he replied, trying to keep the tremor out of his voice.
"All our men were killed several years ago in a bizarre accident involving a herd of Tortoise. Don't ask. We have spent the last few years searching the jungle for more men to help with the whole 'having children' thing."
Phase quietly resolved never to pinch himself again for as long as this lasted, just in case.
"So, when do I start?"
"Right away, if you like," said the tall brunette to his left.
Phase rubbed his hands with glee.
"The children are over here." Said a redhead.
Phase was confused. "Children?"
"Yes," informed a blonde, "We have more than enough men for the first bit. This jungle was full of tribes whose males were only too willing to volunteer. But we're much too busy having sex to raise the children ourselves, so any other men are assigned the task of looking after them."
The first girl took his arm. "Don't worry, the rest of your life will just fly by if you concentrate on changing nappies and not trying to escape in any way." She looked puzzled. "Why are you pinching yourself like that?"
hey people
here is the topic list(:
jiayou for EOY!

End of Year Examination Topics

Biology
Cell Structure
Diffusion and Osmosis
Enzymes
Respiration
Human Transport (Blood and heart)
Excretion
Homeostasis
DNA

Chemistry
Qualitative Analysis
Chemical Bonding
Mole Calculation
Ammonia
Acid, Bases, Salt + Salt preparation Rate of Reaction

Physics
Measurement
EM waves
Optics (Light)
Kinematics + Freefall
Dynamics
Work, Energy, Power
Thermal Energy (not sure about specific heat capacity)
Moments
Pressure
Kinetic Theory
++ Year 1 and 2 topics

Geography
Population – Causes, consequences and problems of ageing population
Plate Tectonics – Earthquake processes, effects and human response
River – Processes (Erosional and Transportation) + Landform (Lowland only)
Flood Management – Techniques (Dams [Three Gorges], Channelization, etc)
Coasts – Wave energy, Constructive/Destructive waves, erosional processes, transportation

Singapore and Comparative Studies
1 SBQ (10 marks), 2 SEQ (25 marks)
British Colonization
Japanese Occupation
Merger and Separation
Governance

Language Arts
Paper 1: Formal Letter + Composition
Paper 2: Comprehension + Summary

Chinese
应用文+作文
综合填空+理解问答+片断缩写

Maths
Coordinate Geometry
Similar and Congruent Triangle and Solids
Quadratic Equation
Factor and Remainder Theorem
Partial Fraction
Indices and Surds
Logarithms Linear Law
Trigonometry (Excl. R-Formula, Factor formula)

CID
[Can bring in 2 A4 paper]
Knowledge Application questions (Modes of Inquiry)
Preliminary Idea


#14 laoda

(:
Saturday, August 29, 2009;8:56 PM

hello hellos
lol
now i am chionging my chinese tution homework. lol. its a compo maybe you would want to try it out too! here is the question:
最近SMRT开始严厉取缔那些在地铁以及地铁站里饮食的乘客,违例者会当场解惑罚单。读了这则新闻后请谈谈你的看法。
so hard right?
thats why you must shout "JIAYOU LAODA" now.
hahas.
today is michael jackson's bday. so...
HAPPY BDAY MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
lol.

in the morning i went for cca. so sian..
then afternoon went for cell group.
then went to ziqian and michelle's house to collect the newspaper for my tution tomorro. lol
hahas thats all happening on laoda's life((:

lol. i like it! continue to post about you life!
lets all do apart in keeping the blog alive!
WHEE~~
btw i think we should change a blogskin. hahas. change it to Green lah. cause we are from 2G. lol

#14laoda signing off...

iloveEEYORE
;8:39 PM

heyheyhey!
me also. i got 24/40 for chinese

anyway, here to 凑热闹 only
since laoda and bryce are advertising their chinese marks
the title is just random btw
haha

AND WHOS GOING TO GPP SHANGHAI!?!?!?

wenhui here

Bryce
;9:40 AM

Lol, laoda, you got 18/40 for chinese? LOL. i got 20/40, not much better than you. LOL. And i am 32 in the class for chinese overall. Sian. Ha hax.
LOL. Teacher's day is coming!!! =)

laoda here
Friday, August 28, 2009;6:09 PM

hello!
wow! i first time posting on class blog. heehee.
*thunderous applause*
lol
i would like to thank my father, mother, sister, brother, dog, cat, fish......

haha.
today i got back my chinese paper. guess how much i got?
i failed! 18/40
so sad lor
lol
the surprising thing is that i am not emo at all
haha.
lets all jiayou for EOYS!

oh ya..
after EOY i am attending a wedding! yay! so excited! any suggestions on what i should wear?

happy teachers day in advance!

#14 laoda((:

Kia Luck :)
Thursday, August 27, 2009;12:39 AM

Let's have a 2G gathering at sakae someday,haha. It's damn cool, go order more spicy tuna lor, damn nice. Fatty likes it alot. She eat until belt burst,haha.

Quiz of the day : Guess wat's that ?


Hint : It's something addded to something, haha. :)

Ohya jiayou for all the tests coming up this week. :D

ziqian
Wednesday, August 26, 2009;6:50 PM

hello! haha welcome bryce.
oh, kialuck you are just a PIG today. eat eat eat so much...

dun want le then dun take the spicy tuna lah, still stuff them in the wrapper, think people stupid cannot use eyes and see ah!? HAHA NOOB.

kialuck hates fatties.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009;9:33 PM

Yay yay yay, this is the 100th post,haha. And si FATTY, tat's my husband can,so go away now !!! Hate u very much. Hai me forget the reason for posting,hate u alot.
SS501's leader live at my house liao,my husband so go away !!! Dun need wait until december than see.

Bryce =)
;7:43 PM

Hellos. I wan watch ORPHAN also, but cannot, cos the show is nc 16. =(
And thanks to Zi Qian for lending me Howl's Moving Castle!!! =) Oh yeah, Zi Qian, you like SS501? lol. =)

ZIQIAN ROCKS
Monday, August 24, 2009;9:44 PM

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helllo everyone.

today kialuck as always came to snatch my husband.. hiaz. hopeless lah.
tmr got CCA woohoo!!!!
today quite a fun and stupid day. i changed sitting arrangement and sits beside michelle now hahah.

oh anyway our class got er.. how many cca leaders?
-kaixin
-shaun
-yujer
-yilin
...
i think thats all right?
yay! quite alot leh :D

ss501 COMING IN DECEMBER!! WAHAHA. SO COOL.

Kia Luck :)
;9:00 PM

ZIQIAN IS A DISGUSTING PIG WHO DID SMTH VERY DIULIAN TODAE, HAHA.

ANIWAE THIS SONG IS DAMN COOL N GOT MY HUSBAND INSIDE. HAHA. KIM HYUN JOONG !!! :D

I LOVE CHOCOLATE CARAMEL ICE CREAM!
;4:41 PM

HELLO
haha the title is random
but
im here again
haha, got more 2gians come liao

actually i dunno what to post abt
so i shall post random crap

todae lessons rocks.
bio skill3 mock
maths (LESSONS!)
eng test
chinese ws
geog (LESSONS for 20mins or so. thn slack)
physics tcher nv come
chem pract

SO BASICALLY. TODAY LESSONS ARE SLACK :D
WAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

physics test coming up
EOYS COMING UP!
LETS ALL CHEER IN "JOY"!

BYE
GUESS WHO AM I (quite easy larh)

btw. i think this blog is 9.5% alive ;D

kialuck :D
Sunday, August 23, 2009;8:38 PM

I HATE THE FATTY !!!! HATE U TO THE MAX,GO AWAY !!!

Joke of the day : What is black , fat n oinks ?
Answer : ziqian.

Haha,aniwae so shocked that i still have the id n password for this account sia,haha. Aniwae i wan watch ORPHAN !!!!! Hate the fatty the most. Nth much to sae,will go find unglam pics of fatty n post when i have time,haha. :)

i am here to put kialuck's pictures!
;4:38 PM

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the jelly lens! :D
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Bryce
Friday, August 21, 2009;10:05 PM

Hello. Here to post something that is crappy again. LOL. Does anyone other than me, wen hui and zi qian ever come to this blog anymore? LOL. Ha ha. And Zi Qian, please remember to lend me the Japanese Movie "Howl's Moving Castle" on Monday hoh!

By the way, the blog is about 8.5% alive le. XD

ziqian the prettiest girl in town
Thursday, August 20, 2009;7:17 PM

YO YO YO! helloooooo.
8% alive le!! woohoo.
hiaz so sian nothing post about one.

ohya!
HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

YUJER!

i wonder if you ever comes haha, but anyway happy birthday!

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Bryce
;7:09 PM

Ha hax. It is 7% alive already. Not bad la, improve by about 4% in 5 days. LOL.
And i want 2g outing! =)

urgh
Wednesday, August 19, 2009;9:26 PM

chem test is shit!

anyway, wenhui, can you freaking put the title for every post!???? always need me,the kindest person on earth, to help you to put the title.

haha, so sian... your got read the story anot one ah?!

ps: its 7% alive now,woohoo(:

wen hui
;6:33 PM

cannot ah. u jealous right?

anyway chem test suxs!!!

im having a fever now ;D
shall pon sch tmr

Chemistry Test
Tuesday, August 18, 2009;8:03 PM

HALO people,
stupid wen hui damn qian bian. only put wacky.
don't friend her already.

anyway, JIAYOU FOR CHEM TEST TMR!!!!!

by wen hui
Monday, August 17, 2009;6:05 PM

HELLO
got the user n pass..

so im here to post constructive things , UNLIKE ZIQIAN :D
HAHA. anyway im bored

triple sci till 4pm... it suxs man.
really regret taking it.... so those taking double sci.
I AM JEALOUS OF YOU!

physics suxs suxs suxs
i hate physics. coz im flunking it like crazy

anyway, digged out some photos.
miss west m'sia with 2g

ENJOY ;D
mostly wacky lar...
too bad cause my clique mahh ;D










MISS 2g AND WACKY
LETS HAV OUTING AFTER EOYS!
GUESS WHO AM I !

sianzzzzzzz
Sunday, August 16, 2009;10:43 PM

halo, i am back! 4% alive. woohoo
shall post another touching story since i have nothing to talk about


爱情故事,故事的主角是两个傻瓜。男的好傻,傻的只知道说疯话,女的也好傻,傻的只知道用那双无神的眼睛看着男的,笑,傻笑。

两个人本来不认识,他们一个天南,一个地北。家里人嫌他们傻,都抛弃了她们,任他们四处流浪。男的从南往北走,女的从北往南走,流浪,流浪……。男的以前 并不傻,而是因为在工地上干建筑的时候被砖砸中了头,从那以后就傻了。女的以前也不傻,考大学的时候她考了全市第一名,然而她的名字却被一个有钱人给顶替 了,从那以后女的就不再说话,不再理自己的父母,后来也傻了。

不知道走了多长的时间,男的身上的那身衣服变的肮脏不堪,鞋子也露出了那漆黑的脚指头。女的身上那身红衣服已经变成了灰色,散乱的头发上还有几根枯黄的杂 草,但是脸还是白的,出奇的白,手里拿着一个矿泉水瓶,冲着路人们傻笑。两个人是在一个黄昏相遇的,他们共同发现了垃圾桶里的那块发了霉的面包,一同身手 去抓那个面包,两个人的头碰到了一起,男的冲女的狠狠地瞪了一眼,女的冲男的傻笑。男的还是胜利了,他抢到了面包,张开那黑紫色的嘴狠狠的咬了一口,女的 没有动,只是傻傻地看着男的,傻傻地。男的看了一眼女的,眼神中没有一点光,女的只是看他,喉咙里不停的咽着唾沫,男的停止了啃面包,开始看着女的,傻傻 地盯着,两个傻子就这样看着,男的没有表情,女的傻笑。男的把面包给了女的,男的竟然把面包给了女的,女的也抱着那剩下的半块干面包啃了起来。男的转身走 了,没有回头,当他回到自己睡觉的那个废厂房的时候,转身看到了女的,女的一直跟着他,一直跟到了这里,女的还是冲男的傻笑,她们不说一句话,女的便跟傻 子住在一起了,晚上睡觉的时候,男的感觉身上很温暖,从来没有过的,女的一直搂着男的,女的睡觉时候很死,睡觉的样子真的不像个傻子。

两个傻子就这样住到了一起,白天两个人一起去大街上拣东西填饱肚子,晚上就一起回来睡觉,日子就这样一天天过去了。那天晚上男的不知道是在哪拣了一个戒 指,生了绿锈的戒指,男的给女的带上了,女的一直冲男的傻笑,那晚笑的更是厉害,女的的笑声撕裂了整个安静的夜。后来笑出了泪,女的哭了,第一次哭了,搂 着男的哭了,不明不白的哭了。男的好像无动于衷,脸上依然是没有表情。

后来女的病了,从来没生过病的女的病 了,而且很严重,早晨她没有起来陪男的一起去拣吃的,没有冲男的笑,男的自己出去了,中午男的竟然例外的回来了,手里拿着一瓶新的矿泉水和一个新的面包, 他是回来看女的的,男的脸上挂了伤,手指头也青了,鼻子下面还有两道血痕。男的是在抢面包和矿泉水的时候被小摊的老板打的。女的闭着眼睛,还是没有像往常 一样冲男的傻笑。男的把面包送到女的嘴边,女的没有吃。女的快不行了,身上发着高烧,已经昏迷了,男的脸上头一次有了表情,慌乱的表情,男的跑了出去,看 见一身穿绿警服的人就哭了起来,男的哭了,也是第一次哭了,嘴里喊着:救救我的女人,救救她!绿军装一脚踹开了男的,骂道:滚一边去,疯子,我他妈真倒霉,出门这么不顺呢!男的仰面倒在了地上,绿警服狠狠地朝男的小肚子踹了几脚,男的撒了手,绿警服朝男的吐了口吐沫,走了!男的好久才从地上爬起来,脸上的泪已经干了。

男的把女的背到了街上,街上人很多,但没人注意他们,注意的也只是冷冷地瞅几眼,然后继续赶自己的路。傻子把女的放在路边上,无助的看着行人。女的呼吸已 经很微弱了,傻子从路边拣了一个破玻璃片,破玻璃片有着锋利的尖,露着寒光,男的抬起女的那瘦弱脏兮兮的手臂,朝她的手腕狠狠地割了下去,血喷了傻子一 脸,傻子大笑,狂喊:哈哈,我杀人了,你们看我杀人了……”救护车终于来了,女的被抬走了,围观的人们唾弃着男的,骂着男的,然后都散去了。女的最终还 是死了,失血过多,女的在医院还没呆上一个小时就被抬进了停尸间,女人走的时候脸上的表情是笑着的,手指上还戴着那长满铜锈的戒指。男的等了好长好长时 间,女的再也没有回来,没有回来冲他傻笑,男的哭了,哭的那样痛快,整个夜晚都被男的的哭声掩盖了,然而谁也没有注意到这哭声。

还是在那个他们相遇的那个垃圾桶旁边,人们发现了男的的尸体,男的脸上的笑容已经僵住了,怀里抱着一个发了霉的面包和一个没有开瓶的矿泉水......

i dun get the story but nvm, its still very touching

Hi everyone!
Saturday, August 15, 2009;4:11 PM

yo yo! i am back! :DDD
haha so sian 3% alive today
ok, another 97 days(provided if i come back everyday) more this blog will be 100% alive. PLEASE CALL MORE PEOPLE TO COME HERE!!
k, what should we do today..

here is a touching story (give me your support and persevere to read ALL):

我的家在一个偏僻的山村,父母都是面朝黄土背朝天的农民。我有一个小我3岁的弟弟。有一次我为了买女孩子们都有的花手绢,偷偷拿了父亲抽屉里5毛钱。父亲
当天就发现钱少了,就让我们跪在墙边,拿着一根竹竿,让我们承认到底是谁偷的。我被当时的情景吓傻了,低着头不敢说话。父亲见我们都不承认,说,那两个一
起挨打。说完就扬起手里的竹竿,忽然弟弟抓住父亲的手大声说:“爸,是我偷的,不是姐干的,你打我吧!”父亲手里的竹竿无情地落在弟弟的背上、肩上,父亲
气得喘不过气来,打完了坐在炕上骂道:“你现在就知道偷家里的,将来长大了还得了?我打死你这个不争气的。”当天晚上,我和母亲搂着满身是伤痕的弟弟,弟
弟一滴眼泪都没掉。半夜里,我突然号啕大哭,弟弟用小手捂住我的嘴说,姐,你别哭,反正我也挨完打了。

我一直在恨自己当初没有勇气承认,事过多年,弟弟为了我挡竹竿的样子我仍然记忆犹新。那一年,弟弟8岁,我11岁。

弟弟中学毕业那年,考上了县里的重点高中,同时我也接道了省城大学的录取通知书。那天晚上,父亲蹲在院子里一袋一袋地抽着旱烟,嘴里还叨咕着,两娃都这么
争气,真争气。母亲偷偷抹着眼泪说争气有啥用啊,拿啥供啊!弟弟走到父亲面前说,爸,我不想念了,反正也念够了。父亲一巴掌打在弟弟的脸上,说,你咋就这
么没出息?我就是砸锅买铁也要把你们姐俩供出来。说完转身出去挨家借钱。我抚摸着弟弟红肿的脸说,你得念下去,男娃不念书就以辈子走不出这穷山沟了。弟弟
看着我,点点头。当时我已经决定放弃上学的机会了。

没想到第二天天还没有亮,弟弟就偷偷带着几件破衣服和几个干馒头走了,在我枕边留下一个纸条:姐,你别愁了,考上大学不容易,我出去打工供你读书。

我握着那张字条,趴在炕上,失声痛哭。那一年,弟弟17岁,我20岁。

我用父亲满村子借的钱和弟弟在工地里搬水泥挣的钱终于读到了大三。一天我正在寝室里看书,同学跑进来喊我,梅子,有个老乡在找你。怎么会有老乡找我呢?我走出去,远远地看见弟弟,穿着满身是水泥和沙子的工作服等我。我说,你咋和我同学说你是我老乡啊?

他笑着说,你看我穿的这样,说是你弟,你同学还不笑话你?

我鼻子一酸,眼泪就落了下来。我给弟弟拍身上的尘土,哽咽着说你本来就是我弟,这辈子不管穿成啥样,我都不怕别人笑话。

他从兜里小心翼翼地掏出一个用手绢包着的蝴蝶发夹,在我头上比量着,说我看城里的姑娘都戴这个,就给你也买一个。我再也没有忍住,在大街上就抱着弟弟哭起来。那一年,弟弟20岁,我23岁。

我第一次领男朋友回家,看到家里掉了多少年玻璃按上了,屋子里也收拾得一尘不染。男朋友走了以后我向母亲撒娇,我说妈,咋把家收拾得这么干净啊?母亲老了,笑起来脸上像一朵菊花,说这是你弟提早回来收拾的,你看他手上的口子没?是按玻璃时划的。

我走进弟弟的小屋里,看到弟弟日渐消瘦的脸,心里很难过。他还是笑着说,你第一次带朋友回家,还是城里的大学生,不能让人家笑话咱家。

我给他的伤口上药,问他,疼不?

他说,不疼。我在工地上,石头把脚砸得肿得穿不了鞋,还干活儿呢......说到一半就把嘴闭上不说了。

我把脸转过去,哭了出来。那一年,弟弟23岁,我26岁。

我结婚以后,住在城里,几次和丈夫要把父母接来一起住,他们都不肯,说离开那村子就不知道干啥了。弟弟也不同意,说姐,你就全心照顾姐夫的爸妈,咱爸妈有我呢。

丈夫升为厂里的厂长,我和他商量把弟弟调上来管理修理部,没想到弟弟不肯,执意做了一个修理工。

一次弟弟登梯子修理电线,让电击了住进医院。我和丈夫去看他。我抚摸着他打着石膏的腿埋怨他,早让你当干部你不干,现在摔成这样,要是不当工人能让你去干那活儿吗?

他一脸严肃地说,你咋不为我姐夫着想呢?他刚上任,我又没文化,直接就当官,给他造成啥影响啊!

丈夫感动得热泪盈眶,我也哭着说,弟啊,你没有文化都是姐给你耽误了。他拉过我的手说,都过去了,还提它干啥!

那一年,弟弟26岁,我29岁。

弟弟30岁那年,才和一个本分的农村姑娘结了婚。在婚礼上,主持人问他,你最敬爱的人是谁,他想都没想就回答,我姐。

弟弟讲起了一个我都记不得的故事:我刚上小学的时候,学校在邻村,每天我和我姐都得走上一个小时才到家。有一天,我的手套丢了一只,我姐就把她的给我一
只,她自己就戴一只手套走了那么远的路。回家以后,我姐的那只手冻得都拿不起筷子了。从那时候,我就发誓我这辈子一定要对我姐好。

台下一片掌声,宾客们都把目光转向我。

我说,我这一辈子最感谢的人是我弟。在我最应该高兴的时候,我却止不住泪流满面。

Reviving Blog!!!!!!!!!
;1:58 PM

hellos. testing, testing. LOL.
Ok, Zi Qian say wan revive the blog, so i will come to this class blog and tag every single day, and if possible, i will post. =)
And Zi Qian, can you like pls stop spelling Diu Lian(which is embarrasing) as Dui Lian??? LOL.
And yeah, is Hao Kuan's bdae, so happy birthday to him. But also no point la, cos he won't come to this blog and look de. LOL. Ha hax. >.<
And everyone, pls tag this blog. I wan more class outing!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviving Blog!!!!!!!!!
;1:57 PM

Hellos
Hellos
Hellos. =)

Reviving Blog!!!!!!!!!
;1:42 PM

Hellos.

15 Aug 2009
;12:00 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAO KUAN

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SIAN
Friday, August 14, 2009;8:59 PM

okay 2% alive. at least a PIG still comes not me ah( i so pretty and thin and human-like). its KIALUCK! hahah.
hiaz. nobody come one...

oh yah, tomorrow is HAO KUAN birthday! haha i shall say happy birthday to you later at 00.00 if i remember. you still say" huh? really? tmr is my birthday? today what date?". haha so funny, bet you fake one. how can you not know your own birthday lah? i still rmb got one time we(2G people) go library study then you drink coke and burp like damn loud then evryone was laughing at you. you so dui lian haha.

Michelle Blogshop
Thursday, August 13, 2009;7:36 PM

please visit michelle's blogshop:
http://prettyisgalsdesire.blogspot.com/

HAAAAAALO
;6:48 PM

Hello everyone! pretty and thin girl is back! hehehe
i wonder if anyone still visits this blog except the two pigs.( big pig: michelle, bigger pig: LIM KIA LUCK)
crazy your still come this blog for fun isit? its like dead.
but with pretty girl's help, it is er becoming more alive. 1% alive now

LETS HAVE 2G OUTING OKAY?
i know no one will ever reply me,urgh

MY HUSBAND
Monday, August 10, 2009;7:29 PM

hello everyone! im back :D
i declare that i and kim jyun joong is officially MARRIED!

my husband

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HELLO
;6:57 PM

does anyone still comes to this blog? haha ME ME! i still got come okay?
i shall entertain this blog and everyone EVERYDAY! ok? ok? ok?
haha stupid

fear factor


advantage of bike lock


advantage of bike lock(S)


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